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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Six random facts about polybore

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1. Polybore has a tendency to be very patronising.

2. Polybore (it is claimed) Googles everything anyone tells polybore to check it is true.

3. The polybore feet, on a good day, smell like a dead cat floating in a pit of sewage.

4. The offline polybore annoys people by constantly adding “oid” to the end of words not normally associated with this ending. e.g. “pass the mug-oid”, “where is the remote control- oid?” “was that an asteroid- oid?” Also with peoples names tend to add ”-bot” e.g. “Mum- bot”, “Omar- bot”, “Obama- bot”

5. The online polybore annoys people by constantly writing in the third person.

6. Polybore is a terrible food snob. Polybore cooks everything from scratch. NO ready meals.

5 comments:

  1. Oh, come on. Where's your sense of humoroid?

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  2. Think it was evaporated by the odour of dead-cat-on-sewage eminating from the cheesy feet (will ask Polybore to google that to find out for sure...)

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  3. Kat has gotten used to Polybore talking in third person, Kat likes it

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