1. Polybore has a tendency to be very patronising.
2. Polybore (it is claimed) Googles everything anyone tells polybore to check it is true.
3. The polybore feet, on a good day, smell like a dead cat floating in a pit of sewage.
4. The offline polybore annoys people by constantly adding “oid” to the end of words not normally associated with this ending. e.g. “pass the mug-oid”, “where is the remote control- oid?” “was that an asteroid- oid?” Also with peoples names tend to add ”-bot” e.g. “Mum- bot”, “Omar- bot”, “Obama- bot”
5. The online polybore annoys people by constantly writing in the third person.
6. Polybore is a terrible food snob. Polybore cooks everything from scratch. NO ready meals.
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